Papa und Mila unterhalten sich. Robbie singt dazu "Baby Girl Window"
Nachbarschafts-Hilfe
vor 4 Monaten
2. März 2007
28. Februar 2007
Neues Gästebuch
Seit heute gibt es ein neues Gästebuch (siehe Recht links, äh... Link rechts)
Ich hoffe auf viele Einträge!!
Ich hoffe auf viele Einträge!!
27. Februar 2007
22. Februar 2007
Kamelle!!
Seit gestern ist ja bekanntlich wieder alles vorbei, aber am Dienstag haben Mila und ich es doch noch geschafft: Wir waren beim Karneval, genauer gesagt beim Veedelszoch in Ehrenfeld. Und zwar als Rentiere:
17. Februar 2007
Hochwasser!
Alaaf, es ist wieder Karneval! Wie jedes Jahr bevölkern Tausende von Besuchern unsere Stadt - und dieses Jahr hat sich ein ganz besonderer Gast die Ehre gegeben: Der Rhein ist über die Ufer getreten und hat mitgeschunkelt!!
Übrigens - wer auch vorbeikommen will und noch auf der Suche nach einem Kostüm ist, dem empfehle ich meinen letztjährigen Beitrag Aschermittwoch.
Übrigens - wer auch vorbeikommen will und noch auf der Suche nach einem Kostüm ist, dem empfehle ich meinen letztjährigen Beitrag Aschermittwoch.
6. Februar 2007
Heute morgen
Heute morgen habe ich Mila einen Witz erzählt.
Zuerst hörte sie aufmerksam zu...
... dann fing sie an zu kichern...
(der Witz war nämlich wirklich gut)...
... und als ich dann bei der Pointe ankam...
... hat Mila sich KAPUTTGELACHT!!
Und zwar so sehr, dass sie sich danach erst einmal ausruhen musste - zusammen mit ihrem Kumpel Schaf.
Zuerst hörte sie aufmerksam zu...
... dann fing sie an zu kichern...
(der Witz war nämlich wirklich gut)...
... und als ich dann bei der Pointe ankam...
... hat Mila sich KAPUTTGELACHT!!
Und zwar so sehr, dass sie sich danach erst einmal ausruhen musste - zusammen mit ihrem Kumpel Schaf.
19. Januar 2007
Dreiecksbeziehung
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
Da liegst du nun also endlich fertig in der Wiege.
Du bist noch ganz frisch und neu,
und ich schleiche verstohl'n zu dir,
und mit großer Selbstbeherrschung nur besiege
ich die Neugierde, dich da mal rauszuhol'n,
um dich überhaupt erstmal genauer
anzusehen. So begnüg' ich mich damit,
an deinem ersten Tag etwas verlegen vor
deiner Wiege rumzustehen und mir vorzustellen,
was dein Leben bringen mag.
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
Mögest du all' das erfahren und all' das erleben,
was erlebenswert und was im Leben wichtig ist.
Mög' es noch Wiesen und Bäume und Maikäfer geben,
wenn du im Maikäfersammelalter bist.
Mögen auch allezeit Nägel, Murmeln, Strippe, Litze,
Kleister, Brausepulver, Buntstifte und Feuerstein,
Schraubenzieher, Isolierband, Knete und Lakritze
reichlich in deinen Hosentaschen vorrätig sein!
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
Und eines Tags kommt der Tag,
da sitze ich beklommen ratlos vor den Schularbeiten,
die man dir aufgab.
Werde deine Rechenaufgaben nicht rausbekommen,
für den Aufsatz den ich dir geschrieben hab',
wirst du, wenn du sehr viel Glück hast,
keinen Arrest kriegen,
aber als Entschädigung dafür werd' ich dir,
Drachen bauen, Bilder mal'n und Doppeldecker fliegen
und zeig dir den Umgang mit Lötkolben und Klavier.
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
Ein paar Jahre später dann nach manch' blutigen Nasen,
nach unzähligen Pflastern über aufgeschlag'nen Knien,
nach zerbroch'nen Fensterscheiben, zertöpperten
Vasen, fehlgeschlagenen Erziehungstheorien.
Nach erkannter Unwirksamkeit strenger Zeigefinger
machen wir beide nämlich gemeinsam jeden Stuß,
jeden groben Unfug, und dann dreh'n wir all' die Dinge,
die ich dir bis dahin jedoch streng verbieten muß.
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
Möge dir, von dem, was du dir vornimmst, viel gelingen!
Sei zufrieden, wenn’s gelingt, und ohne Übermut,
versuch' deine Welt ein kleines Stück voranzubringen,
sei, so gut es geht, zu deinen Menschenbrüdern gut!
Tja, dann wünsch' ich dir, daß ich ein guter Vater werde,
daß du Freunde findest, die dich lieben, und daß du
Spaß hast an dem großen Abenteuer auf der Erde!
"Hals- und Beinbruch", da kommt was auf dich zu.
Menschenjunges, dies ist dein Planet,
hier ist dein Bestimmungsort, kleines Paket.
Freundliches Bündel, willkommen herein,
möge das Leben hier gut zu dir sein!
18. Januar 2007
She SMILES!!!
Diesmal ganz sicher keine Einbildung...
... und endlich endlich mal (durch Omi) im Foto erwischt: Sie LÄCHELT!!!
HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH zum ein-monatigen Geburtstag, allerliebste MILA!
... und endlich endlich mal (durch Omi) im Foto erwischt: Sie LÄCHELT!!!
HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH zum ein-monatigen Geburtstag, allerliebste MILA!
6. Dezember 2006
Oops, we did it again
Gar nicht mehr up-to-date ist ein Post vom vorletzten Monat - nur der Vollständigkeit halber, wir haben den unsteten Kameraden zurückgetragen und stattdessen seinen bodenständigeren großen Bruder mit nach Hause gebracht:
Macht mehr Spaß!!
Macht mehr Spaß!!
28. Oktober 2006
Consultants Top Ten
Teilweise schon echte Klassiker, aber immer wieder witzig...
Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say at a Consulting Interview
10. I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of person.
9. Do you pay overtime?
8. I hate flying.
7. I'm useless without ten hours of sleep a night.
6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?
4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.
3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.
2. Two words: family first.
1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.
Top Ten Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client
10. That was my first guess as well, but then I really thought about it.
9. You should see the hotel I'm staying at.
8. Hey, I just realized that I was in third grade when you started working here.
7. I like this office space. I'll have them put me in here when you're gone.
6. My rental car looks nicer than that junker you're driving.
5. Sure it'll work; I learned it in business school.
4. So what do you need me to tell you?
3. Of course it's right; the spreadsheet says so.
2. I could just tell you the answer, but we're committed to a three month project.
1. What are you, stupid?
Top Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period".
9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
8. Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is your day."
7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3. Can't be trusted with the car - too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
Top Ten Ways to Know You've Got the Consulting Bug
10. Can't stop using words that don't exist.
9. Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flyer miles wins.
8. Use so much jargon in conversation, friends think you're speaking a foreign language.
7. Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
6. Always-hyphenating-words-that-don't-need-to-be-hyphenated.
5. Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.
4. Can fit the thematic undercurrents of War and Peace into a two-by-two matrix.
3. Tired of having a social life beyond work.
2. A two-page story in Business Week is all it takes to make you an expert.
1. Firmly believe that an objective viewpoint means more than any real work experience.
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant
10. You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
9. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added".
8. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
6. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
5. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
4. Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
3. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
2. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
1. Everything looks okay to me.
Are You A Prostitute Or A Consultant?
1.You work very odd hours.
2.You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3.You don't necessarily have to put out to be good at your job.
4.You develop a close relationship with your co-workers.
5.You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
6.You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
7.You are not proud of what you do.
8.You wear out shoes quickly.
9.Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
10.It's difficult to have a family.
11.The client can roll you off.
12.You have no job satisfaction.
13.You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
14.People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
15.Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
16.Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
17.When you are with the client reality is unimportant. The important thing is how well you can draw
the client into the fantasy you are creating.
18.When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your
appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19.You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20.Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21.The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn,
expects miracles from you.
22.All of your colleagues profess to be the best, so you never really feel adequate
Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say at a Consulting Interview
10. I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of person.
9. Do you pay overtime?
8. I hate flying.
7. I'm useless without ten hours of sleep a night.
6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?
4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.
3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.
2. Two words: family first.
1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.
Top Ten Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client
10. That was my first guess as well, but then I really thought about it.
9. You should see the hotel I'm staying at.
8. Hey, I just realized that I was in third grade when you started working here.
7. I like this office space. I'll have them put me in here when you're gone.
6. My rental car looks nicer than that junker you're driving.
5. Sure it'll work; I learned it in business school.
4. So what do you need me to tell you?
3. Of course it's right; the spreadsheet says so.
2. I could just tell you the answer, but we're committed to a three month project.
1. What are you, stupid?
Top Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period".
9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
8. Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is your day."
7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3. Can't be trusted with the car - too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
Top Ten Ways to Know You've Got the Consulting Bug
10. Can't stop using words that don't exist.
9. Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flyer miles wins.
8. Use so much jargon in conversation, friends think you're speaking a foreign language.
7. Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
6. Always-hyphenating-words-that-don't-need-to-be-hyphenated.
5. Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.
4. Can fit the thematic undercurrents of War and Peace into a two-by-two matrix.
3. Tired of having a social life beyond work.
2. A two-page story in Business Week is all it takes to make you an expert.
1. Firmly believe that an objective viewpoint means more than any real work experience.
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant
10. You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
9. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added".
8. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
6. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
5. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
4. Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
3. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
2. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
1. Everything looks okay to me.
Are You A Prostitute Or A Consultant?
1.You work very odd hours.
2.You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3.You don't necessarily have to put out to be good at your job.
4.You develop a close relationship with your co-workers.
5.You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
6.You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
7.You are not proud of what you do.
8.You wear out shoes quickly.
9.Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
10.It's difficult to have a family.
11.The client can roll you off.
12.You have no job satisfaction.
13.You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
14.People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
15.Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
16.Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
17.When you are with the client reality is unimportant. The important thing is how well you can draw
the client into the fantasy you are creating.
18.When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your
appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19.You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20.Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21.The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn,
expects miracles from you.
22.All of your colleagues profess to be the best, so you never really feel adequate
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